Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
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Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.
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Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.
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Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.
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Three young Latvian boy talking. One ask, "What your favorite drink?"
"Urine" other boy say.
All boy agree.
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Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
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etc, etc.